What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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