What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:19

Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.