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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

12.06.2025 01:37

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Do you think cheating is that bad?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

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-mwahh